JOB ANNOUNCEMENT
The Kingdom of God is hiring!
Are you ready to apply?
Do you qualify?
JOB TITLE:
Disciples for Christ
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Tell the dying world how to live through Jesus Christ
NUMBER OF AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
Unlimited; everyone is welcome–preachers, teachers, singers, musicians,
missionaries, custodians, food servers, and numerous others that we just can’t list them all here
EXCEPTION TO AVAILABLE POSITIONS:
The vacancy of BOSS has already been filled by the Holy Spirit
QUALIFICATIONS:
Must have previously sinned and been blood washed; must be willing to press toward the mark of the high calling in Christ Jesus
EXPERIENCE NEEDED:
None necessary; experience will be earned through on-the-job training
EDUCATION:
The Holy Spirit will teach you all things
BENEFIT PACKAGE/SALARY:
God (the employer) shall supply all your needs according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus
MEDICAL AID INSURANCE:
Access to the Master Physician Plan
PACKAGE ALSO INCLUDES:
Love, joy, peace, patience, long suffering; Lawyer, Comforter, and a Wonderful Counselor
RECOMPENSE FOR COMPLETING THE JOB ASSIGNMENT:
The most important benefit, ETERNAL LIFE with the employer.
DEADLINE FOR APPLICATIONS:
Before the return of Jesus Christ;
date/hour not known;
wise to apply
TODAY, RIGHT NOW
HOW TO APPLY:
Make this short and simple prayer from your heart.
Lord Jesus Christ, I admit I that am a sinner. Furthermore, I acknowledge that my life is totally hopeless without you. I ask you to please forgive me of all my sins, I ask you to save me. From this day onward, I accept you to be my only Lord and Saviour. Please come into my heart and grant me the salvation that I need so badly. I love you. Amen.
If you just made that short prayer from your heart, then all I can say is, WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF GOD! You are now a new creation. The old you is gone, all is new. You may now start your work as a Disciple of Christ.
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