Note from the blog owner: This story has been sent to me via email and though it’s not really religious, I will post it under my ‘Religion’ blog since it can be used in church sermons. 
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The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her out:
“Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn’t you write us? Not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn’t you call? You little tramp! Don’t you know what you put your Mom through??!!”
The girl, crying: “Sniff, sniff.. dad.. I became a prostitute…”
“WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner! You’re a disgrace to this family! I don’t ever want to see you again!”
“OK, Dad. As you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that’s parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club.. and an invitation for you all to spend New Years’ Eve, on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and ..
“Now what was it you said you had become?”
Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff “A prostitute Dad!”
“Oh, Gee! you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said “A Protestant! Come here and give your old man a hug!”
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